To make your pretend amnesia more believable, develop characteristics you didn’t have before… like making up ailments to distract from your complete lack of ethics… and maybe a German accent. When you get home, pretend you don’t know where the bathroom is, despite it being the only room in the house with a toilet.įaking amnesia is a great excuse for forgetting your spouse’s birthday… although, if he or she is particularly sensitive and volatile, you might have to fake a heart attack as well… Someone who has seen WAY too many cartoons might hit you over the head to bring your memory back. If you lose your children’s college money in Atlantic City, fake amnesia. If you get caught shoplifting, fake a heart attack. If your wife catches you in bed with another woman, fake a stroke. There is a time and a place to fake amnesia.
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